just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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