just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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