Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have feelings that need drinking.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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