we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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