just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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