Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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