i jhust puked up my retainher.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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