Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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