Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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