Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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