Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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