Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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