I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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