is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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