Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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