dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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