I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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