Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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