Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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