It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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