Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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