and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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