Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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