just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize