how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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