I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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