At least make sure they are 18
Why
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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