i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Who died my cat blue again?
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