If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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