u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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