How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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