No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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