Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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