i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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