afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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