Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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