I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Farmville is her only friend.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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