This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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