Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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