I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
