Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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