brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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