My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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