is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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