i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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