People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
