i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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