you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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