I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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