yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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