dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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