that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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