this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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