You smell like stripper and shame
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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