I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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