piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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