Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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