what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We're too hungover to prance.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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