HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She announced her abortion via fbk
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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